I will give you cookies and this puppy if you tell us about the List of Twenty Reasons Peggy Carter Is in Charge.

buckykingofmemes:

buckykingofmemes:

literally eight of you have asked for this so. i will write down as much of the List as i can remember. i might miss a few, its been a long time. the original list was added to by all of us howlies over a long while. its all written down in one of steves sketchbooks somewhere. 

Twenty Reasons Peggy Carter Is In Charge:

1. because otherwise steve probably would have walked to austria. and probably he would have gotten lost. and all of us would have died.

2. because somebody needs to class up this unit, and none of us are doing it.

3. because shes the one with the intel.

4. because we do what steve says, and steve does what peggy says. except when steve says something stupid, then we just do what peggy says.

5. because she starts the best barfights.

6. because none of us know how to requisition gear and we might run out of bullets or starve without her.

7. because steve looks terrible in a red dress and heels.

8. because her plans usually end with nazis exploding, which is nice.

9. because she would kick all our asses if we got ourselves killed without her.

10. because who else will find people to fly us to terrifying new places to do terrifying new things.

11. because shes the only one who got out of the Cat-Raccoon Incident unscathed.

12. because she can drink all of us but steve under the table

13. and look good doing it too.

14. because none of us can do sneaky.

15. because the last time they let us talk to the reporters without her, dumdum punched one.

16. because somehow she always finds good coffee.

17. because she has the best accent.

18. because she’ll put up with all of us.

19. because she’d beat every last one of us in a fight.

20. because she said so. and none of us are dumb enough to disagree with peggy carter.

Chapter 20: Peggy is a Boss, Dum-Dum is Not, and Kilroy is a Cat has been updated on Ao3!

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