grabthesalt-anddontblink:

Once upon a time, a Rabbit met a Giraffe.

– Hello Giraffe- said the Rabbit- What a beautiful, long neck you got!

– Am I not? Do you like it?- the Giraffe smiled friendly.

– Yes, I would love to have neck like yours…

– That is nothing hard! I know a wizard, who can make your neck like that too! All you have to do is ask him nicely and do 3 nice things for the others!- a Rabbit looked at the Giraffe and thought for a while.

– I piss at your wizard- he said, grab the axe and chopped the fuck off Giraffe’s neck.