#i feel like theres this weird uprising in fandom#that kind of gets mad when steve is portrayed as awkward or easily flustered#and i want to point them at this gif set#just bc he’s a sarcastic asshole#doesn’t mean he isn’t also awkward as fuck#pls#love yourself#accept awkward asshole steve rogers
(viaMy favorite Steve tbh
So me and my friend were talking about the Rules of the Internet, I read Rule 43. and this just happened (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
honestly the thing I have the hardest time suspending my disbelief for in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is that Steve and Bucky are not fucking.
A guy shrinks down to the size of an ant and can communicate with them? Totally believable. Literal other world god that is thousands of years old and travels via rainbow? No problem. Dude manages to stay alive by performing what is basically open heart surgery on himself while being held in captivity in some actual hell hole, and somehow doesn’t die? Sure!
Bucky breaks through 70 years of brainwashing and disobeys a direct order from the man that has tortured him for god knows how long, because his ‘best friend’ recites a line that is basically a marriage vow, and i’m supposed to believe those two aren’t head over heels for each other? Yeah right.
Steve trying his best to protect Wanda from making the same choice that costed him everything 70 years ago.
Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…
Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.
Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY
Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet
Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-
Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.
C A N O N
peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you
steve: Big Mood
Big mood
Shuri: I’m a lesbian
Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American
Shuri: So I’m sitting there
Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties
Shuri: And they were roommates–
Steve, not looking up from the article he’s reading, quietly: Oh my god, they were roommates.
Peter: Road work ahead??
Steve, turning on his blinker: Yeah, I sure hope it does
steve, holding back thanos with his Bare Hands: iM a bAd BiTCH you CANt kill mEE
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