Yes sir. I don’t mean to hijack your post at all, OP, but UGH, this has always been my headcanon.
Oh, and you know, Dean and cocks. Cocks and Dean. It’s there. It’s waiting for him. And he’s (sub)textually/(sub)consciously thinking about it.
Can’t happen right now, though. He’s still got baggage to unload. Goddammit Yockey & Speight. ;-;
It boggles my mind how one cannot deduce that Dean reads romance novels. He watches chick flicks. He tracks ‘suicidio’ tragic love story soaps (that mirror his, uh, own tragic love story moments). And in 14×06 we saw Dean mainly associating himself with romance and courting and dating talk. Love can get even crazier than just silver staking ‘em through the heart, apparently.
Like, SPN intentionally went out of their way to show us this stuff. Not an accident at all, my friends.
Dean Winchester is a diehard romantic in love. And he wants to be optimistic. And cocks were repressed parts of his self-process for years. And the person he’s been in love with for years just happens to have a cock.
Usta jak krew o smaku malinowym 