Steve Rogers in Spider-Man: Homecoming : …take it from a guy whose been frozen for 60 years, the only way to be cool is to follow the rules
Steve Rogers in literally every marvel movie: *lies on his recruitment forms, hijacks a military plane, breaches country borders, sticks a metaphorical middle finger up at SHIELD/HYDRA by not telling them shit, steals his old army uniform for nostalgia, fights entire SWAT army team thingy for his vanilla-ice boyfriend, becomes a fugitive, grows a sexy, brooding beard*
“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”
friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.
I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.
You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”
Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?
friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldn’t move like him.
“One thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. It’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.”
“What we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didn’t look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasn’t dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. That’s Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but it’s not that easy!”
“Chris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does.I think he did a fantastic job.”
The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that he’s a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, I’m blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and he’s got it. – Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS
Steve Rogers – Things from his notebook. His favorite music from before he went on ice. History of the time he missed.
Bucky Barnes – A mix of self-help, history of the time he missed (particularly trying to work out things he was responsible for) and sci-fi tv shows and movies
Tony Stark – Himself. Mostly he searches things about himself. Not out of ego per say. Almost like picking at a scab. Otherwise, it’s scientific journals.
Sam Wilson – music and birds. New nicknames he can use on Bucky.
James Rhodes – Also googles Tony a lot, mostly to see if he needs to smack him upside the back of the head today. Tech stuff.
Bruce Banner – Scientific journals. If the Hulk has been in control he will google what he might have been up to.
Natasha Romanoff – Nat clears her browser history and her files are all encrypted. You aren’t finding anything.
Thor – Kinda just searching an eclectic mixture of things. Puppies. Himself. Loki. History. Porn. Just likes seeing what’s going on.
Clint Barton – there’s a lot of online pizza orders and he looks up videos of cute dogs a lot.
Wanda Maximoff – She can get a little obsessive about self-blame a lot and will search things that confirm that she’s really a monster. Otherwise, it’s cat videos, recipes, and romantic date ideas.
Pietro Maximoff – There’s a bit of porn and otherwise politics and activism.
Scott Lang – memes, tech, job listings, the Avengers
Peter Parker – Tech, memes, he posts a lot on youtube, the Avengers, Stark Industry, how to talk to girls.
T’Challa – Mostly just international relations things. Sometimes memes to try and figure out what Shuri is talking about.
Loki – Searching up Loki. This one is about ego.
Pepper Potts – Recipes. Design things. Also keeps on top of the news.
Maria Hill – Videos of kids accidentally hitting their dad’s in the nuts. Orders for wine.
Phil Coulson – Cello music, Captain America memorabilia. The Avengers. Car parts.
Vision – Doesn’t really need a computer.
Nick Fury – The Avengers, Captain Marvel, tech, the news, himself.
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.
1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.
2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see – that looks like a Windsor.
3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra – why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.
Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.
so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….
Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.
There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.
Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.
The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?
Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.
Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.
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