way to break your old man’s heart kids 😉
Tag: marvel
no but disturbing realistic superheroes
Vision has no hair anywhere on his body–no armpit hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. No fingernails. His skin tastes like metal. Sometimes, he forgets to breathe for minutes or hours at a time.
Captain Marvel smells like burning. When you touch her, your hand comes away cold because she’s absorbed your body heat. If she gets cut, she bleeds light. She can tell you what the inside of an explosion feels like.
Bruce Banner vomits after de-hulking. His skin is always red and peeling. He looks sick, like he has a fever, and he ingests more medication than actual food. There are blisters on his lips.
Tony Stark has a huge, sunken scar on his sternum where the arc reactor was removed and his chest aches each time he takes a breath. He has callouses in odd places–so does the whole team, really–and there is a permanent bald spot on the back of his head where it has been cut open every time he gets thrown around in his suit.
Spider-Man sometimes forgets which way is up–if you put him in a room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling, he couldn’t tell you which is which. His hands and feet are prickly to the touch, even through his costume. He is very nearsighted.
The Scarlet Witch has no sense of boundaries; if you can’t tell she’s spying on your thoughts, why should she stop? She doesn’t do it out of any malicious intent, just out of curiosity and convenience. She never loses arguments.
Thor speaks about events that happened thousands of years ago as if they were last week. Cats arch their backs and stare at him. Something about him–his eyes, or his skin, or the way he moves–seems slightly off, like he doesn’t belong on Earth at all.
stuff like that.
The Black Widow doesn’t speak. She was trained to be quiet, silent, unnoticeable. Unless someone engages with her, she will sometimes be deadly silent for hours on end: watching, listening.
The Black Panther unconsciously watches people, paying close attention to their every move. He moves with a cat-like grace, and at night, he can see better than he can in the day. His eyes glint in the moonlight.
Clint is hyper vigilant due to growing up with an abusive father, especially without his hearing aids he’s on the defensive, ready to help or intervene. He always takes the hit, the blame, gets in the way because he’s used to it. That’s how he protects others. He can take it. He stares at people’s mouths more than anything, reading their lips even from across the room.
“Theyve paired Natasha with literally every Male hero in the mcu”
She kissed one as a distraction, and had one relationship. (Us thinking they were going to do hawkeye doesn’t count)
“Theyve done nothing to hint at it.”
This isnt true. But even if it is….the black widow movie would be a prequel so….that’s the lead in. It would explain the “you could at least recognize me” and how she knew so much about him. It would explain their identical fighting style and why he still went after her when Cap was his mission. It might also explain why hes the only character that got out of her famous leg move.
Theyve put the few Easter eggs that a prequel would explain. And the prequel would set up their possible reunion and modern relationship.
It drives me crazy when I see posts claiming that Natasha has been paired with so many men in the MCU. She literally had ONE attempt at a relationship. They seem to be confusing what fans ship and what actually happened on screen.
Whereas characters like Tony Stark have multiple one night stands on screen, get nice and fanservicey scenes with every character that the fandom ships them with and are simply embraced as a whateversexual icon. Yay freedom. It’s almost as if there is a different standard for women.
Honestly, Natasha could have all her canon sexual relationships portrayed in the MCU as is I would still want to see the Buckynat storyline adapted.

So, what I want to talk
about in regard to the moment above is why can’t Steve lift it? Why
can he only move it slightly? This is my theory;We all know Steve Rogers
is the epitome of a good human, the best. No flaws. All strengths.
But if you like I love to look between the lines, behind the smiles
and masks, you’ll also know him as an incredible sad, broken human
being who has lost everything and still is expected to soldier on.Now, a few days ago I read
an amazing meta on Steve Rogers and his suicidal tendencies; crashing
the plane, jumping about twenty stores out of building and down in
another with a shield as his only protection, jumping out of a plane
without parachute (a thing that is insinuated to be reoccurring ‘Did he just jump without a parachute?’ ‘Hehe, yeah’),
dropping his shield and not fighting back when he fought with Bucky,
there is nothing that makes him happy (’What makes you happy?’ ’I
don’t know’). There are countless of other incidents but right now I
can’t remember them. The important thing to take from this is that
Steve Rogers, the grand Captain America, is depressed, suicidal and
so guilt ridden over what happened to Bucky (and knowing Steve, he
probably blames him self for hurting Peggy over and over, when she
rediscovers he’s alive ’It’s been so long, so long’ too).But he is still Steve
Rogers, he is still an amazing person with principles, he never
bends. His morale isn’t compromised like Natasha’s is. He doesn’t
fight for his country, he fights for its people and for freedom. For
what’s right. If anyone is worthy of wielding Thor’s mighty hammer,
it is Steve; the sickly, little kid from Brooklyn who were to dumb
not to run away from a fight.So why can’t he lift, why
can he only move it slightly? Because Steve Rogers is depressed,
because he blames him self for every bad thing in this world, that he
maybe could have prevented if he had powers like Superman, because
Steve Rogers doesn’t believe he is worthy and certainly not of
lifting the hammer of a god. And I believe that not only do you have
to be worthy, you have to deem your self worthy of lifting Mjolnir.
And Steve doesn’t see what we see, he doesn’t see his amazing gifts;
he sees all his mistakes, he sees Bucky falling and the destruction
of both New York and DC hears Peggy crying and there’s no way those
actions and fall outs can make a man worthy of lifting Mjolnir.








































