Usta jak krew o smaku malinowym

bloodytales:

Rule says women must wear heels. No flats.

Kristen Stewart takes off her heels in front of all the cameras and walks barefoot.

The only way to kill sexist rules is to openly disobey them.

I Suddenly Stan.

suitfer:

“family, stability…guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago. i think someone else came out”

tiny comic about bucky’s insecurities. as he recovers, bucky’s upset he can’t revert to exactly who he was before hydra. sometimes, seeing how he used to be with steve in the 40s unnerves him. he feels like he can’t be steve’s best friend again. steve realizes this and, fortunately, knows how to comfort him. he understands the feeling. completely inspired by @ladypeg!

❤

captainshroom:

alternate storyline where the winter soldier’s mission is to get into steve’s pants

voodooling:

The gang is playing Cards Against Humanity and Bucky’s got something to reveal.. ;]

Inspired by this post

This comic is part of this fanzine collab!

cptsteven:

I’m not looking for forgiveness, and I’m way past asking permission.

blaackpanther:

Steve Rogers in Spider-Man: Homecoming : …take it from a guy whose been frozen for 60 years, the only way to be cool is to follow the rules

Steve Rogers in literally every marvel movie: *lies on his recruitment forms, hijacks a military plane, breaches country borders, sticks a metaphorical middle finger up at SHIELD/HYDRA by not telling them shit, steals his old army uniform for nostalgia, fights entire SWAT army team thingy for his vanilla-ice boyfriend, becomes a fugitive, grows a sexy, brooding beard*

Me:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God…

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

well, Loki is around 17 which explains a lot

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

mcugifsdaily:

If you want to stand in our way, we’ll fight you too.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

waiting-for-gadots:

shuri called bucky “white wolf”

white wolf is black panther’s adopted brother in the comics

queen mother ramonda 100% adopted that broken white boy james buchanan barnes

meaning bucky has diplomatic immunity, as a member of the wakandan royal family

spread the word; that is all

Imagine the naming discussion.

“No, Shuri, we are not naming him Broken White Boy.”

“But Mom….”