veganvenom:

“You… you came for me.”
“I’m not giving up on you.”

I love this scene in Deadpool 2 because it’s funny, and it’s gay, but it’s not funny because
it’s gay. And the reason we know that was the intention so clearly is
that this entire scene is almost a deadass repeat of a scene from the
first movie, including its context and tone.

Remember Deadpool
getting stabbed in the head and Vanessa jumping in to save him? And
while there was a fight still ongoing Deadpool’s just got a romantic
soundtrack playing in his head while he makes heart eyes and
finger-into-hole gestures at her?

Yeah, this is exactly the same. Funny, and this time gay, but not funny because it’s gay.

Deadpool is pansexual as fuck and homophobes can eat it.

dracophile:

blanca-angelica-loveless:

Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?

Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.

Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*

Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence:

Steve: Hey, your dad made this shield!

Tony: Yeah? And he made me. Which do you think would disappoint him more right about now?

Shuri: …*whispers to peter* I cannot tell if that is another meme or if your father needs some time with a therapist.

Peter: He’s got a complicated-wait, my what?

shetanshadowwolf:

orangeyjuicy:

jasmancer:

jasmancer:

Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram

HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP

Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great

HC fully accepted.