Asgard’s not a place, it’s a
people. This was never about stopping
Ragnarok…it was about c a u s i n g R a g n a r o k . Go to the vault. Surtur’s crown.
It’s the only way. Bold move, brother. E v e n f o r m e .
Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst
Legolas:
~*~earlier~*~
Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits
Merry: Frodo what’d he say
Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish
I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.
I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. Red Skull is the closest he ever got to aliens and that shit fucked him right up. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like
01:
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02:
Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03:
Do you regret anything? 04:
Are you insecure? 05:
What is your relationship status? 06:
How do you want to die? 07:
What did you last eat? 08:
Played any sports? 09:
Do you bite your nails? 10:
When was your last physical fight? 11:
Do you like someone? 12:
Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13:
Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14:
Do you miss someone? 15:
Have any pets? 16:
How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17:
Ever made out in the bathroom? 18:
Are you scared of spiders? 19:
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20:
Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21:
What are your plans for this weekend? 22:
Do you want to have kids? How many? 23:
Do you have piercings? How many? 24:
What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25:
Do you miss anyone from your past? 26:
What are you craving right now? 27:
Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28:
Have you ever been cheated on? 29:
Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30:
What’s irritating you right now? 31:
Does somebody love you? 32:
What is your favourite color? 33:
Do you have trust issues? 34:
Who/what was your last dream about? 35:
Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36:
Do you give out second chances too easily? 37:
Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38:
Is this year the best year of your life? 39:
How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40:
Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51:
Favourite food? 52:
Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53:
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54:
Is cheating ever okay? 55:
Are you mean? 56:
How many people have you fist fought? 57:
Do you believe in true love? 58:
Favourite weather? 59:
Do you like the snow? 60:
Do you wanna get married? 61:
Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62:
What makes you happy? 63:
Would you change your name? 64:
Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65:
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66:
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67:
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68:
Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69:
Do you believe in soulmates? 70:
Is there anyone you would die for?
I would love to try this, so if anyone is up for it, just come and play
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
Usta jak krew o smaku malinowym 