honestly the thing I have the hardest time suspending my disbelief for in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is that Steve and Bucky are not fucking.
Ā A guy shrinks down to the size of an ant and can communicate with them? Totally believable. Literal other world god that is thousands of years old and travels via rainbow? No problem. Dude manages to stay alive by performing what is basically open heart surgery on himself while being held in captivity in some actual hell hole, and somehow doesnāt die? Sure!
Bucky breaks through 70 years of brainwashing and disobeys a direct order from the man that has tortured him for god knows how long, because hisĀ ābest friendā recites a line that is basically a marriage vow, and iām supposed to believe those twoĀ aren’tĀ head over heels for each other?Ā Yeah right.Ā
joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things likeĀ āitās the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugationāĀ
taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top
joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.
taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed āyueagh, itās me!ā and then he stabbed thor
Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol
Itās because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.
He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics
Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. Iām currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.
update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and iām in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie
update: THEREāS TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY
do u see the horsiesĀ
IāVE FOUND BUNNIES
okay okay now iāve found dogs
This is the most innocent hack ever
I love how this would normally be one of those everyone clapped stories but I mean there it is. Theyāve unquestionably hacked into multiple cctv cameras for the sole purpose of watching animals. Pics and everything