Author: nirinael

batmanisagatewaydrug:

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end 

mysteryseeker:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

mysteryseeker2000:

i got a shit ton of pics of hilarious knight armor get ready for them

Me, a 12th century knight, designing my armor: yeah make sure it’s got a giant dick buldge on it

“yeah how much arm movement do you want on that arm”

“none”

image

gosh i wish i had this confidence

these legs go up all the way

“don’t talk to me or my son again”

honestly? what a look. iconic

i present to you this innovative helmet design, we call it: no fucking eyesight

these are all the funny knight pics i have but here’s a bonus, the helmet that i would wear if i were a knight

philosopherking1887:

bilokis:

#this is how loki can still win

Considering what was done to his character in Ragnarok, I would not be surprised if Marvel deliberately killed him before the title card and made him look completely weak and incompetent in the process because they’re mad that this morally ambiguous queer-coded nerd gets more female admiration than the standard male power fantasies they’re marketing.