Steve knew the exact coordinates for entering Wakanda so I’m thinking he’s been taking the quinjet into Wakanda, and so really my reasoning is that Steve and Bucky have a subterranean affair going on much like Wanda and Vision, but of course we don’t see it on screen because whatever.
Also, it’s interesting that T’Challa lists all the resources that he’s made available for the upcoming fight but then ends his list with a gesture and Bucky enters as Steve practically sprints over to hug Bucky while T’Challa, Nat, and Sam look on kind of indulgently.
I’m just saying my favorite husbands in love have been canoodling under the pleasant skies of Wakanda, herding sheep and goats, living in their hut for stolen moments much like Wanda and Vision.
And you really can’t take that away from me because it’s a beautiful film in my head. Also, here’s a gif of Steve and Bucky running through a rainbow.
[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart
I’m gonna let you in on a secret.
That aint renaissance fanart
You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y’all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y’all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.
So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.
There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.
tbh i’m never gonna stop being mad that marvel is too cowardly to admit that steve rogers and bucky barnes are the greatest love story in their cinematic universe
If you have to lock/barricade yourself in this will stop them hard. They can even shoot the lock or try to kick it in and this works so well that anyone coming after you for whatever reason will have to literally come through the door.
Mass shooters, domestic violence, parental violence, cops, ICE…this will buy time.
REBLOG LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.
Milo Murphy tactics
This is how i kept people out of my room when i used to hate everybody.
Usta jak krew o smaku malinowym 