thotnoswillreturn:

ninja-kitty-more-like-no:

randomslasher:

plussizeappreciationfics:

arachnaboy:

sebsticles:

hexedgoats:

thotnoswillreturn:

voidsexual:

s-kaye-h:

s-kaye-h:

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

C A N O N

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

Big mood

Shuri: I’m a lesbian

Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American

Shuri: So I’m sitting there

Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties

Shuri: And they were roommates–

Steve, not looking up from the article he’s reading, quietly: Oh my god, they were roommates

Peter: Road work ahead??

Steve, turning on his blinker: Yeah, I sure hope it does

steve, holding back thanos with his Bare Hands: iM a bAd BiTCH you CANt kill mEE

bloodcountessabendroth:

protom-lad:

theblamegabe:

mllemusketeer:

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters:

fantasticfelicityfox:

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

@mortalityplays

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

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A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.