thorkizilla:

ONE OF MY FAVE THINGS ABOUT INFINITY WAR–you have Iron Man, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Star-Lord, and Mantis, all throwing everything they can, they hit him with their heaviest hits at him, this is ten minutes of constant, non-stop throwing every piece of magic, energy, and heavy debris at him that they can, they use Mantis to put him to sleep, they work flawlessly together and this massive combined effort?

They make a dent.  They get one drop of blood out of him.

And then he wipes the floor with them like it’s nothing.  Just shakes all of that off like it’s NOTHING.

You really get the sense that this is impossible, that Thanos is just a rolling TIDAL WAVE OF DOOM rolling over them all.

Nothing can stop him.  He has four Infinity Stones now, he’s more than halfway there, this is impossible.

Then he has the Time Stone.  Then he has the Mind Stone.  He’s complete, he’s fully Infinity Stone’d the fuck up.

They are all completely fucked.

AND THEN.

THOR ODINSON, GOD OF THUNDER, KING OF ASGARD:  HOLD MY FUCKIN’ BEER.

All six Infinity Stones are in him.  The most powerful creature in the universe.

AND THOR GODDAMNED ODINSON BRINGS HIM TO HIS KNEES WITH ONE THROW OF HIS AXE.

You’re goddamned right Thanos will never be a god.