buckysbooo:

Sebastians team must be so fucking stressed 24/7. I feel like before he arrives at any event they all spread out, set a perimeter and communicate through walkie talkies and are like:

• “update: the excitable child is in the building”
• “Everyone be extra vigilant because this froot loop will do anything for his fans. I mean ANYTHING”
• “HE’S CROWD SURFING HOW DID WE LOSE CONTROL OF THIS DORK SO QUICK!?”
• “Shit where has he gone”
• “Update: a fan jokingly dared him to play chicken on a busy highway and he’s doing it oh my GOD”
• “We’re literally being paid to supervise a 36 year old baby”
• “THERES A FIRE ALARM. WHY. THE. FUCK. IS. HE. DOING SQUATS”
• “is he drunk ???”
• “CODE RED SOMEONE HAS GIVEN HIM SUGAR. THREAT IS IMMINENT”