types of marvel fans i have seen on my dash during my time as a marvel fan

bonesleo:

type 1: really love loki to a disturbing degree. probably joined around the time the first avengers movie came out. are rare nowadays but you occasionally still see one and cringe a lil bit but u do u fam

type 2: think the winter soldier is one of the greatest films ever made. would literally take a bullet for bucky barnes

type 2a: people who enjoy steve rogers (just kidding, this is everyone)

type 3: people who are in love with our lord and savior peggy carter

type 3a: people who are in love with our other lord and savior sharon carter

type 4: the guardians of the galaxy-ers. i’m pretty sure they’re high like at least 40% of the time when they’re not making fantastic edits

type 5: the Tony Stans™

type 6: the deadpool fans. interestingly probably the most respectful of the bunch

type 7: the comic book fans. always good for a good movie/comic comparison thanks guys

type 7a: the fraction!hawkeye fans. would die for kate bishop and think clint barton is A Mess™ (he is)

type 8: the Netflix Fan™. the only people capable of being adults here

type 9: never in my five years on this site have a seen an exclusively thor blog. but they must be out there. they must

type 10: people who have seen uncle ben die like three times too many. stop making origin stories for spiderman

type 11: people who needed the black panther movie yesterday (just kidding, this is also everyone)

type 12: people who would let natasha romonov kick them in the face

type 13: people who do not enjoy brucenat (just kidding, also everyone)

1,2,3,6 and 12 but change “kick in” into “sit on”