spooky week 2016:

spooktaculester:

dan has

• shit down his eye socket
• shit on himself
• shit down and on his legs
• shit on his face
• shit silently
• had ants up his butt 
• laid an egg 
• birthed a child
• bricked himself
• yelled “fuck me” three times
• yelled “what the frickety frack dizzle”