Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

spoopymemes:

idris-fanblog:

eat-my-starbucks:

night-lester:

awkwardturtlephan:

phan-waver:

jedi-master-nynaeve:

princess-anakin:

lethalsaber:

janecrocker:

sketchygeek:

selfmadesuperhero:

poedameron-tony:

karigrandi:

alfaomena:

kafkamilktea:

sure-jin:

saintbobberson:

itwillnotbeokay:

kiss-my-monsters-goodnight:

justanothergirlwhodreamsawake:

clarkclexa:

alonelyrose-intimeandspace:

hazelandglasz:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

istytehcrawk:

nadiacreek:

pluckyredhead:

karenhealey:

My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.

“Be right down.” Uh-oh.

Ok come to pile of bikes and I’ll find you

“I stole some of your pink duct tape to make mom a poster to put up at work”

“I promised mom I would make her chocolate chip cookies Tuesday.” which just sounds ominous as fuck.

“I finally made it home” omg

“This is hell.” 

“Your loss”

“Cats”

“I have no idea. Just guessing”

“it’s still great!”

*tosses gourds around*

“idk”

Done

“EI OLLUT VITTU IPHONE”

I’m feeling slightly better, see you on Wednesday!

^–omg that’s tragic

Mine would be: “okay!”

“everything smells of green onions now i want to die” neat

“You deserve an Oscar” alrighty

“Nope”

Get Diet Coke

“I’m too tired to go on a walk today.” 

“TALK TO YOUR FAMILY” mine seems like a warning

“Hahah okay” me embracing death

nice

‘youre no fun why is your inbox off’ i think im trying to communicate in the afterlife guys turn off y’alls inbox

‘why do you need mashed potatoes at this hour my fellow asshole?’

idk man

“IM SO CONFUSED”

omg

“secretly MI5”