Generic unhinged fangirl. Has zero concept of socially acceptable behavior, is probably a multi-shipper, and is okay with the concept of sibling incest. Posts nothing but surprisingly well-written erotic fanfiction, and might legitimately have a member of the cast tied up in their basement.
2. The Gabriel
Posts nothing but memes and crack edits. Will find a way to make even the most heartbreaking scene seem comical and ridiculous, and you will love/hate them for it.
3. The Castiel
This person is an innocent in a world of shell-shocked Tumblr veterans. Is generally well-mannered and respectful, despite having to put up with a lot of bullshit from everyone else. Doesn’t get sexual innuendos, and thinks shipping has something to do with boats.
4. The Ambriel
Appears cute and innocent, but is also sort of ignorant and occasionally says something super offensive without even realizing it. Is probably fourteen or younger. Will not last long on this site.
5. The Sam
Will honest-to-God post a ten chapter essay on why his OTP should be canon. Comes up with the bizarrely good headcanons, edits, and theories. Ships Destiel like crazy. Is obviously smart, and probably went to an ivy league college. You will wonder why they’re not doing something more productive with their life.
6. The Crowley
Not to be mistaken with the Sam, this person is at least ten times smarter than everyone else, but more of a jerk about it. They will complain about everything, from poor writing, to continuity errors, to drama within the fandom.
They also probably post a lot of porn.
7. The Charlie
Posts the most adorable fanart, reblogs all your stuff, and sends you a *hugs!* in response to sad posts. Generally someone you just really want to hang out with, and probably has the best multi-fandom blog you’ve ever seen.
8. The Metatron
Is generally the worst in every regard. Obnoxious, disrespectful, doesn’t tag spoilers, and will try to convince you that your favorite characters are straight.
9. The Bobby
Legit oldest and most experienced person in the fandom. Has lived through all the drama, and has probably met the entire cast on multiple occasions. Should be treated with the utmost respect and reverence at all times.
10. The Dean
Is just completely obsessed with Destiel. Does things on Tumblr that they would never admit to in real life. Posts nothing but erotic Castiel fanart, fanfiction (both fluff and smut), and bisexual pride posters.
TAG YOURSELF ; IM CASTIEL
I’M FUCKING BECKY YOU GUYS JESUS CHRIST
Dude I ASPIRE to be Becky. (And then Charlie and move on through to Bobby).
I don’t identify with any of these. Where’s the non-shippers? The jaded older fan who is still new to the fandom but doesn’t do fan art or write and who admires and respects the cast as real people from afar??
Usta jak krew o smaku malinowym 