chameleonofdoom:

 People are constantly comparing Phil to Dan. How he doesn’t have
as much subscribers, how much more attractive Dan apparently is. I have nothing
against Dan, it’s not his fault. But people are always saying that Phil is
immature and childish. People are always talking about how he isn’t intelligent
or articulate, and that he’s ugly. I just don’t understand?? It’s okay if his
videos aren’t your type, but when you hate him because he is ‘ugly’ or ‘worthless
compared to Dan’ then I just ????? Have you ever stopped to think that Phil is
a real human being that has feelings and isn’t Dan Howell?? ????? Let me just say
a couple of things:

1 He is intelligent.
He went to the University of York, which is ranking 14^th in best
universities in U.K, the only university to have ever taken over Oxford University,
when it came second to Cambridge. He has a degree in English Language and
Linguistics and a post graduate in Video Postproduction with Specialisation in
Visual Effects.

2 He is really kind
and caring. He never swears, and he tries his fucking hardest to keep us happy.
He doesn’t make videos that are serious and sad because he wants people to watch
his videos and feel happy. He has saved so many people and done so much.

3 He is FUCKING
ADORABLE. Yes, he may be 28 years old, but he has a cute little giggle and squeak
and when he’s scared he hides behind his hands and he wears cartoon shirts and
eats Lucky Charms cereal. He owns little minifigures and plushies. He looks so
fuckign cute. (Especially in the TABINOF book process video when he is
balancing chairs and says how it’s a typical day like honestly he looked so
cute and chubby and I died).

4 He is hot as
fuck. He has a great fashion style and looks good in everything like seriously,
he looks good in t-shirts, button up shits, shorts, jeans, suits, without
any clothes on costumes, basically anything. He has the best fuckin face,
honestly he has pale skin (but like a natural pale ya feel me), high cheek
bones, blue/green eyes and black hair. Are you kidding his arms are just
hnnnnnggg and his fucking legs and he is secretly flirty as fuck but hides and
pretends he’s ‘innocent’ which just makes him 100x hotter I swear to fuck.

I swear to fuck I will defend Philip Michael Lester with my life. He has helped me through so much, and he doesn’t deserve all this hate.