dan: dare you to stick it in your mouth come on phil
phil: this is the big daddy!
dan:…and the rest is for rubbing on my nipples when this is over
dan: lick it phil double dare you
dan: oh my god you’re missing the hole!
dan: oh my god they’re soft and hard at the same time
phil: those are some erect… eyes
phil: is that a boob?
dan: *moans constantly*