cavycas:

“Daddy hasn’t gotten laid in weeks because of you. No he hasn’t. No he hasn’t,” Dean coos to his one month old daughter who is sprawled out on the changing table, baby talk and all. 

“Dean!” Cas scolds.

“Well it’s true! She can’t understand me, anyway,” Dean defends, fastening the diaper finally and leaning down to plant a nice, wet raspberry against the baby’s chubby, little tummy. “Who’s a little cockblock? You are! Yes, you are. Just the cutest, little cockblock in the world…”

Cas just rolls his eyes.